• Self Serving t-shirt in Misty Grey — garment front
  • Self Serving t-shirt in Misty Grey — garment back
  • Self Serving t-shirt in Misty Grey — model front
  • Self Serving t-shirt in Misty Grey — model back
  • Self Serving t-shirt in Red Earth — garment front
  • Self Serving t-shirt in Red Earth — garment back
  • Self Serving t-shirt in Red Earth — model front
  • Self Serving t-shirt in Red Earth — model back
  • Mambo T-shirt garment measurements and size guide, XS–2XL

Mambo 'Self Serving' T-Shirt

£35.00
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Looking after number one, the Mambo way: comfortable chairs, fast food and deeply questionable decisions.

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Colour: Misty Grey
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THE TEE DETAILS

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RELAXED UNISEX FIT

Room to move, an early-90s attitude and sizes XS–2XL. Because weird comes in plenty of sizes.

100% ORGANIC COTTON

Soft cotton with a substantial feel and enough personality to keep the sensible clothes nervous.

215GSM HEAVYWEIGHT COTTON

A substantial hand-feel and an easy silhouette. Built for everyday mischief.

PRODUCT DETAILS

THE USEFUL STUFF

Product story

MAMBO SELF SERVING

Self-care is important. Self-serving is easier.

Meet a man who has mastered the ancient art of looking after number one. Comfortable chair? Check. Questionable fashion choices? Absolutely. Burger delivered directly to his face? Now we’re talking.

The Mambo Self Serving Tee is a glorious celebration of excess, indulgence and the deeply underrated pleasure of doing exactly what you want. With wild-eyed characters, fast food, flying arrows and enough visual chaos to trigger a minor intervention, this is classic Mambo at its beautifully warped best.

It’s loud, ridiculous and completely unapologetic.

SHARING IS CARING.

CARING IS EXHAUSTING.

GET YOUR OWN BURGER.

Diet starts Monday.

Exercise is under consideration.

Personal growth has been temporarily postponed.

MAMBO SELF SERVING.

Because sometimes you’ve got to put yourself first. And the burger second.

Fit & sizing

A relaxed unisex T-shirt with an early-90s attitude: room to move and proper sleeves and a ribbed crew neck that keeps its shape. This graphic T-shirt brings an easy shape to surf-inspired streetwear, whether you wear it with jeans, shorts or whatever survived the bedroom floor.

Available in XS–2XL, because weird comes in plenty of sizes. Compare the size chart with a favourite T-shirt laid flat. Check the half-chest, body length and sleeve length, then choose around those garment measurements. The chart measures the garment, not the human inside it. No mythical-beast proportions required.

Mambo T-shirt size guide
Materials & care

100% organic cotton. 215gsm heavyweight jersey. A soft feel, a substantial hand and an easy drape: this heavyweight cotton T-shirt has a bit of presence without needing to announce itself through a megaphone. Ringspun, carded cotton brings the old-school feel that belongs with bold artwork and very questionable ideas.

Wash inside out with similar colours and follow the garment care label. Do not iron the print. Treat the artwork with a little respect, even if the artwork on your chest has none. Your washing machine can handle the laundry; it cannot improve your decisions.

Print & construction

Bold artwork, organic cotton and a relaxed unisex cut: the essential ingredients of a graphic T-shirt with a healthy attitude problem. The distinctive printed artwork sits on 215gsm heavyweight cotton jersey. A ribbed crew neck and proper sleeves finish an early-90s silhouette made for easy everyday wear.

Surf-inspired streetwear with room for personality: pair your printed cotton T-shirt with denim, shorts or layers when the weather loses the plot. The fabric gives the artwork a substantial canvas, and the relaxed fit gives you room to move. Follow the care instructions to look after both. The weirdness is already included.

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DELIVERY & RETURNS

Dispatch & delivery

Please allow 5–7 working days for us to process, prepare and dispatch your order from one of our distribution warehouses.

This isn’t because we’re a bunch of lazy beach bums sitting around waiting for the swell to pick up. Although, given half a chance, that could absolutely happen.

Many Mambo products are made to order, which means we don’t have mountains of unwanted gear sitting around gathering dust and contemplating its purpose in life. We make what’s needed, when it’s needed — helping us reduce unnecessary stock, minimise waste and generally be a little kinder to our planet.

Once your order has been made, checked, packed and given the appropriate Mambo send-off, it’ll be handed over to the delivery people and you’ll receive tracking information so you can follow its journey.

What is a 'Working Day'? - Glad you asked.

A working day means Monday to Friday, excluding Bank and Public Holidays. Saturdays and Sundays don’t count, no matter how many times you refresh your tracking page.

And if there’s a Public Holiday? Well, everyone deserves a day off.

Pull the barbie out of the shed, get yourself down the shops for some chicken wings and a cold Longneck, and allow us one additional working day.

Your Mambo will be along shortly.

Good things come to those who wait. Weird things take 5–7 working days.

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Returns

If your Mambo turns up damaged, battered, bruised or simply isn’t the thing you ordered, stay calm. No need to shout at the postie.

Drop us a line at support@mambo.cc within 7 days of delivery and we’ll get onto it.

Why 7 days? It’s not some cunning Mambo loophole designed to dodge responsibility. Couriers just don’t keep their records forever, and after a while the evidence disappears into the great delivery-service abyss. (Sigh.)

So, spot a problem? Tell us quickly, send us the details and we’ll work with you to get it sorted.

We’d love to personally escort every Mambo parcel to your front door, but apparently that’s “not commercially viable.”

Once your order is out in the wild, occasionally things happen that even Mambo can’t control — Customs having a long lunch, local postal services going walkabout, unexpected delays, or your parcel simply taking the scenic route.

Unfortunately, Mambo Europe can’t be held responsible for delays outside our control, including delays caused by Customs or local delivery services at your destination.

Your tracking information is the best place to follow the adventure and will provide updates as your parcel makes its way to you.

Keep an eye on the tracking. Keep the faith. Your Mambo is coming.

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