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30 Years of Farting Dog

30 Years of Farting Dog - Accept No Substitutes T-shirt


Part of our 30 Years of Farting Dog collection, this T-shirt recreates the delicate aromas and symphonies of Richard Allen's original, iconic 1989 Mambo graphic. 

  • Accept No Substitutes
  • Features a dog releasing some tension on your leg
  • Buy one for your Nan or your dog







Body Width (cm) 47 52 56.5 61 64
Body Length (cm) 71  75 78.5 82 83.5


Our items come out at a pretty standard size - so if you like your fit normal, go for your normal high-street size, if you like it loose - size up.  


  • Regular fit
  • Crew neck
  • Mid weight, 180g / 5.3oz,  28-singles
  • 100% combed cotton (heathers 15% viscose)
  • Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

If you know what all the above means you no doubt have an incredibly high IQ. We sent a team of scientists (who were furloughed by NASA) by coercing them out of the beer garden with the prospect of a staff discount to create the blueprint for these tees. They invented 2 armholes and a space for your head to make for easier access. Turns out adding our art makes them even more valuable. 



30 Years of Farting Dog - Accept No Substitutes T-shirt